So, the other day, I'm rocking this flower printed, coral as shit, 70s-ass dress I picked up at a friend's garage sale. It's 'completely "9 to 5", a handsomely poly-knit Banlon type of escapade. I'm at the Rainbow Acres health food store in the Marina, holding a fresh-squeezed, medium carrot-apple-ginger concoction and waiting patiently in line. When. All of a sudden.
This older woman standing in line behind me says. "I love that dress!"
I say Thank You.
She says, "It's wonderful. You look so...JUICY."
What who what when howwwwwwww....
What new development is this?
What does "JUICY" mean, when administered to individuals as what seems a compliment?
And by this I don't mean in a "keepin it rill" kind of way, I mean when someone who looks like my best friend's fucking great-aunt says it to me, squeezing her sprouted wheat bread with one hand and tucking her hair behind her ear with the other.
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Juicy, as defined by the trusty www.urbandictionary.com
1. Juicy
Term given to a young girl with high sex appeal, fresh skin and a shapely figure.
Often related to curves of a round butt and large breasts.
Person 1: Damn that girl is so hot. Her 34Es are so juicy!
Person 2: I just wanna squeeze those juicy jugs. They would drip sex if I did you know.
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